Making your way in the world today takes everything you got
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away
All those nights when you got no lights, the check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by its tail
And your third fiancee didn't show
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see our troubles are the same
You want to be where everybody knows your name
You roll out of bed, your coffee's dead
Your mornings looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe and didn't even write.
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see our troubles are the same
You want to be where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name