The greatest magicians have something to learn
from Mr.Mistoffelees's conjuring turn!
And we all Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
He is quiet, he is small, he is black,
from the ears to the tip of his tail.
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice,
He's always decieving you into believing
that he's only hunting for mice!
He can play any trick with a cork,
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste,
If you look for a knife and a fork,
and you think it was merely misplaced.
You have seen it one moment, and then it is GONE!
But you'll find it next week lying out of the lawn.
And we all Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Presto!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
His manner is vague and aloof,
You would think there was nobody shyer.
But his voice could be heard on the roof,
When he was curled up by the fire.
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire,
While he was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
which is incontestable proof
of his singular magical powers.
And I've known the family to call
him in from the garden for hours,
While he was asleep in the Hall.
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
produced seven kittens right out of the hat!
And we all Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Magical!
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
produced seven kittens right out of the hat!
And we all Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as Magical Mr.Mistoffelees!
I give you the Magical, the Marvelous Mr.Mistoffelees!