A long time ago in a land far away
lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
but so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
you’ll hear her secret wish.

Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!

I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Ryan, the fog?

She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
that has left him all wet and scaly.

I sing from my heart of the power of love,
just a girl with a ukulele.

Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I’ll grasp your tail then stroke each lender gill.
My sweet prince.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Now this is where we lean into the whole
kabuki thing.

The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
and the ocean had a fit.

(Ryan, where’s my ocean!?)

Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.

(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)

T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
with the mighty spirit Fufu
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
So words I will not mince.

Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.

This is real fish talk... No lie.

And then the fish turns into a
gorgeous prince and sings:

I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Amakahiki malahini who.
(With me!)
Humumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu

EVERYBODY!

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
wakawakawakaniki pu...
pu...
pu!

Ahh...!!