Ma chere Mademoiselle,
It is with deepest pride
And greatest pleasure
That we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax,
let us pull up a chair as
The dining room proudly presents...
Your dinner!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes!
They can sing,
They can dance
After all, Miss,
This is France!
And a dinner here
Is never second best!
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest!
Oui, our guest!
Be our guest!
Beef ragout!
Cheese souffle!
Pie and pudding,
"En flambe!"
We'll prepare and
Serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy
Or complaining
While the flatware's
Entertaining!
We tell jokes! I do tricks!
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone...
Ten years we've been rusting,
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops~a~daisy!
It's a guest!
It's a guest!
Sakes alive,
Well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and
Thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert,
She'll want tea
And, my dear, that's fine with me
While the cups do
Their soft~shoein'
I'll be bubbling,
I'll be brewing!
I'll get warm,
Piping hot!
Heaven's sakes!
Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the
Company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!

She's our guest!
(She's our guest!)
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since
We've had anybody here
And we're obsessed!
With your meal,
With your ease
Yes, indeed,
We aim to please
While the candlelight's
Still glowing
Let us help you,
We'll keep going
Course by course!
One by one!
'Til you shout,
"Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you
Off to sleep as you digest!
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!