Razzle Dazzle
you've got nothing to worry about
its all a circus kid
a three ring circus
these trials
the whole world
all show business
but kid
you're working with a star
The biggest
(sing) Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so spleendiferous
Row after row will grow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let ya get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give em an act that's unassailable
they'll wait a year till you're available
Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot ya got no talents?
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em