(Calling all cars,
calling all cars...)
(Be on the lookout for a
tall light-skinned
brother with dimples)
(Wearing a black kangol,
sweatsuit, gold chain,
and sneakers)
(Last seen on Farmers
Boulevard headed east
Alias L. L.
Cool J He's bad)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh
No rapper can rap
quite like I can
I'll take a musclebound
man and put his
face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso
I'm a MC cop
Make you say,“Go
L. L. and do the wop"
If you think you
can outrhyme me,
yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain't met
a motherfucker
who can
do that yet
Trendsetter I'm better my
rhymes are good I got
a gourmet plate that
says I wish you would
And when rap begin then
I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over
you know I'm a win
Cool J has arrived
so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd
they say the
kid don't play!
Sparring competition
that's my hobby and job
I don't wear a
disguise because
I don't own the mob
Got a pinpoint
rap that makes you
feel trapped
So many girls on my jock
I think my phone here
is tapped I'm bad
(Cool J Cool J Cool J
C C C C Cool J Cool J
C C C C C C C Cool J )
I'm like Tyson
icin' I'm a soldier at war
I'm makin' sure you don't
try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been
rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm
braggin' I'm bein' sincere
MC's can't win
I make `em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my
hat is like a shark's fin
Because
I'm bad as can
be got my
voice all waxed
Some brothers think
he's making
records now
he must have relaxed
I couldn't shouldn't
and it'll stay that way
The best rapper you've
heard is L. L. Cool J
Kamikaze take a look at
what I've done
Used to rock in my
basement now
I'm number one
And can happen on time
never standin' on lime
You wanna try me
first you better
learn how to rhyme
I'm the pinnacle that
means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious
I'll crush you like a
jelly bean I'm bad
I eliminate punks
cut `em up in chunks
You were souped
you heard
me and your ego shrunk
I'm devastating
I'm so good it's a shame
Cause I eat rappers
like a cannibal
they call me insane
I'm as strong as a bull
of course you know
I am pull
I enjoy what I'm doing
plus I'm paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai
but busted out as I
Say the kind of
rhymes that make
MC's withstand I tie
Never retire or put
my mike on the shelf
The baddest rapper in
the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad
just provin' I'm bad
You want a hit give me a
hour plus a pen and a pad
MC's they retreat
cause they know
I can beat `em
And eat `em
in a battle
and the ref
won't cheat `em
I'm the best
takin' out all rookies
So forget Oreos eat
Cool J cookies I'm bad
(Cool J Cool J
Cool J Cool J J J
Cool J J J ) (C Cool J )
Never ever no never
Never wearin' no
Levis battle me why try
I'll treat you
like a stepchild
so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin' MC's and I'm a
never get with When I
retire I'll get worship
like a old battleship
L. L. I'm bad other
rappers know When I
enter the center they say,
“Yo, yo there he go!"
My paycheck's large
Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter
from a rap cool large
The original Todd teachin'
how to be hard Take
the skin off a snake and
split a pea from a pod
You're a novice I'm noble
and I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun but
no Threwler his son
My vulture's exact
like rack
and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag you get
your rhymes from
a grab-bag No good
scavenger catfish vulture
My tongue's a chisel
in this competition
sculpture I'm bad
(Think
I'm gonna need backup
Think
I'm gonna need backup)
(What you need that for?
Yo this is L. L. Cool J )
(And you'll never catch
me so don't even try it)
(I'm too bad
for ya, understand) Aaaaaahhhh I'm bad