WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAME HERE TONI IGHT
I GOT A FEELING THAT SOMETHING AIN'TRIGHT
I'M SO SCARED INCASE I FALL OFF MY CHAIR
AND I WONDER HOW I'LL GET DOWN THOSE STAIRS
CLOWNS TO LEFT OF ME JO KERS TO THE RIGHT HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YO-OU
YES I'M STUCK I-IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU-OU
AND I'M WONDERING WHAT IT IS I SHOULD DO
IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP THE SMILE FROM MY FACE LO-SING CONTROL I'MALL O-VERTHE PLACE
CLOWNS TOLEFT OF ME, JOKERS TO THELEFTHERE I
STUCK INTHE MIDDLE WITH YOU-OU
WELL YOU(2) STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND YOU'RE PROUD THAT YOU'RE A SELF- MADE MAN
AND YOUR FRIENDS THEY ALL COME CRAWLING, SLAP YOU ON THE BACK AND SAY PLEEEEEASE PLEEEEEASE
WELL I DON'T(VERSE) KNOW WHY I CAME HERE TO-NI-TE
I GOT AFEE-LING THAT SOME-THING AIN'T RIGHT
IS IT COOL TO GO TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR ? I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
CLOWNS TO LEFT OF ME, JOKERS TOTHE RIGHT HERE I AM
STUCK IN THEMIDDLE WITHYOU-UH(BREAK)
WELLYOU (2) STARTED UPWITH NOTHING AND YOU'RE PROUD THAT YOU'RE A SELF-MADE MAN
AND YOUR FRIENDS THEY ALL COMECRAWLING, SLAP YOU ON THE BACK AND SAYPLE-E-E-E-ASEPLE-E-E-E-E-
WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAME HERETONIGHT I GOT THE FEELING THAT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT
I'M SO SCARED IN CASE I FALL OFF MY CHAIR AND I'M WONDERING HOW I'LL GET DOWN THOSE STA-IRS
CLOWNS TO LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOUUH
YES I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITHYOU YES I AM STUCK IN THE MIDD-LE WITH YOUUH