Standing in the dock at South Hampton
Trying to get to Holland Or France
The Man In the Mac said
You gotta go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honey mooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
You can make it ok
You can get married in
Gibraltar near Spain
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
talking in our beds for a week
the newspapers said
say what are you doing in bed
I said we're only trying
to get us some peace
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
last night the wife said
oh boy when you're dead
You don't take nothing
with you but your soul
Think!
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said,
"She's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press say
"We wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
The way things are going