I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola c-o-l-a cola.
She walked up to me and she asked
me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark
brown voice
she "Lola L-o-l-a Lola la la la la Lola."
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly
broke my spine oh my Lola la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why
she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola la la la la Lola
la la la la Lola.
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candlelight.
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
and "Dear boy won't you come home
with me?"
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell
for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la
I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell
for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor.
I got down on my knees
then I looked at her and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way
for my Lola la la la la Lola.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
except for Lola la la la la Lola.
Well I left home just a week before
and I'd never ever kissed a woman before.
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand "Dear boy I'm gonna make you
a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.I met him in a swamp down in DagobahWhere it bubbles all the timeLike a giant carbonated sodaS-O-D-A, sodaI saw the little runt sitting there on a logWell, I asked him his nameAnd in a raspy voice he said YodaY-O-D-A, YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaWell, I've been around but I ain't never seenA guy who looks like a muppetBut he's wrinkled and greenOh my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo YodaI'm not dumb but I can't understandHow he lifts me in the air just by raising his handOh my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaNow, I left home just a week beforeAnd I never ever been a Jedi beforeBut ObiWan he set me straight of courseHe said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with BenSo it looks like I'm gonna start all over againwith my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo YodaI'm not dumb but I can't understandHow he lifts me in the air just by raising his handOh my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaSo I used the forceI picked up a boxI lifted some rocksAnd I stood on my headBut I won't forget what Yoda said, he said"Luke, stay away from the darker sideAnd if you start to go astraylet the Force be your guide"Oh my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaHe said,"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyedBut, remember if you kill himthen you'll be unemployed"Oh my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaWell, I heard my friends really got in a messSo it looks like I'll be leaving Yoda, I guessBut I know that I'll be coming back some dayI'll be making these movies till I'm old and grayThe longterm contract I had to signSays I'll be making these movies till the end of timeWith my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaThe longterm contract I had to signSays I'll be making these movies till the end of timeWith my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo YodaThe longterm contract I had to signSays I'll be making these movies till the end of timeWith my YodaYo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda~231 seconds